…and I’ll tell you who you are.
1. You google people Amateur stalker
2. You gossip at your hairdresser’s Old-school amateur stalker
3. You read facebook profiles e-stalker
3bis. You read tuenti profiles Spanish e-stalker.
4. You spy on people “live” real-life stalker
5. All of the above True stalker
6. All of the above, with a video camera Psycho.
7. Any of the above, leaving rude comments Evil Stalker (aka hater)
8. Any of the above, leaving spam / sub4sub Moron Stalker (aka loser)
9. Any of the above, including sex comments Paedophile / desperate geek
10. At least two of the above leaving only compliments fangirl.