Tell me how you stalk…

…and I’ll tell you who you are.

 

1. You google people  Amateur stalker

2. You gossip at your hairdresser’s  Old-school amateur stalker

3. You read facebook profiles  e-stalker

3bis. You read tuenti profiles  Spanish e-stalker.

4. You spy on people “live”  real-life stalker

 

5. All of the above  True stalker

6. All of the above, with a video camera  Psycho.

 

7. Any of the above, leaving rude comments  Evil Stalker (aka hater)

8. Any of the above, leaving spam / sub4sub  Moron Stalker (aka loser)

9. Any of the above, including sex comments  Paedophile / desperate geek

 

10. At least two of the above leaving only compliments  fangirl.