Tell me how you stalk…

…and I’ll tell you who you are.
 
1. You google people  Amateur stalker
2. You gossip at your hairdresser’s  Old-school amateur stalker
3. You read facebook profiles  e-stalker
3bis. You read tuenti profiles  Spanish e-stalker.
4. You spy on people “live”  real-life stalker
 
5. All of the above  True stalker
6. All of the above, with [...]

Why do people get so angry about my Eurovision entry? It’s one thing to disagree, but to feel personally offended?
I didn’t agree with Spain’s choice to send this song, so I wrote an entry about it. But because I like (I’d rather say, tried) to be ironical, I exaggerated every bit of it in a [...]